What is Happy Hippo Kratom
If you were to google “Kratom vendors” right now, you would come across dozens and dozens of different suppliers. Each of them will claim that they have the best products, but as you can guess, not all of them are as good as advertised. The sad truth is that a big majority of the Kratom vendors in the market today care less about quality and more about their sales targets. This leaves all Kratom buyers in a very unfortunate spot.
Today, we will be reviewing one of the most discussed Kratom vendors, Happy Hippo.
Happy Hippo Kratom is a well-known Kratom supplier. They market themselves as having the “freshest, cleanest and high-quality plain leaf Kratom you can find on planet earth.” That’s a massive claim, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from a vendor who’s trying to make as many sales as possible. But, is there any trace of truth behind this claim. Are their products really as good as they claim to be?
To answer this question, we didn’t just have to test the product ourselves, but we also had to go through the experiences of other Kratom enthusiasts who have used products from Happy Hippo. This is the only way that we can determine how great their products are and the company’s consistency in supplying high-quality products.
So, are Happy Hippo Kratom products of high quality?
Based on my experience and the user reviews I went through; I can confidently say that their products are of above-average quality. These are sentiments that are shared by a big majority of Happy hippo clients.
Most of their products are strong enough to yield the desired results without causing any unnecessary adverse reactions.
But, how well do these products compare to those of other Kratom vendors? This is where things start to get a bit tricky. First of all, a big majority of the online Kratom vendors are selling low-quality Kratom. When Happy Hippo products are compared against them, they’ll easily come out on top. However, I wouldn’t describe Happy Hippo Kratom products as the most powerful in the market. I have been using Kratom for years now, and over that period, I have tried Kratom strains from multiple suppliers. If I were to compare Happy Hippo Kratom side-by-side with a few of the other products that I have tried, the supplier would fall slightly short. Just slightly. But the fact remains that Happy Hippo products are still powerful enough to deliver all the needed results.
Happy Hippo Kratom more than impressed me when I first went through the list of products they stock. If you’ve been a Kratom user for a long time, then you know how difficult it is to get high-quality products from a single supplier. Most of the vendors are usually lacking when it comes to consistency. For instance, you could find all the strains you need in a single website, but then some of them will be of good quality while the others will be nothing short of miserable. You might also find a supplier with high-quality products but a limited selection which means you’ll need to look for other products somewhere else. It’s like a dream come true for Happy Hippo Kratom to have high-quality Kratom and a wide selection of products.
To make your shopping experience effortless, the supplier has grouped the strains into three categories:
- Slow Leaf
This category contains some of the Kratom products that are considered slow acting. They help in supporting peace of mind, restfulness and a temporary feeling of general well-being.
Under this category, you can get products such as:
- Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)
- Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy hippo)
- Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)
- Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)
- Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)
- Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)
- Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)
- Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)
- Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)
- Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)
- Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)
- Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)
- Red Dragon Bali Capsules (Bali Super Red)
- Common Bali (Common Country Bali)
The list goes on and on. The website allows you to sort the products through different criteria such as name (A to Z or Z to A), price (low to high or high to low) and model (A to Z or Z to A).
- Moderate Leaf
The moderate-acting strains lie somewhere between the slow and fast acting Kratom strains. This means that they can deliver the effects of both the slow and fast acting strains, e.g. they can calm you down and promote peace of mind while boosting your productivity at the same time.
This category contains products like:
- Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)
- Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)
- Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)
- Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)
- Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)
- Mambog Filipino Green/Red Fusion (Lumberjack Hippo)
- Malaysian Elite Green (Elite Elephant)
- Fast Leaf
The fast or vibrant leaves deliver a wide array of benefits including high energy levels, increased productivity and enhanced pro-social motivation. Take note that some of the benefits like increased energy are only temporary.
Here, you can find products such as:
- Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)
- Wild Yellow Hippo (Viet Golden Hippo)
- Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)
- Maeng Da Red/Green Fusion (Santa Hippo)
- Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)
- Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)
- Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)
- Thai Red Vein Elite (Dynamite Hippo)
- Thai Green Vein (Atomic Green hippo)
- Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green)
- Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Maeng Da)
- Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar On-the-Go Tear-Bags)
Happy Hippo also has a selection of Phenibut that includes happy hippo Phenibut capsules and Happy hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder).
They also have Kava, and other strains like Horny Hippo (for improved sexual health), Kava juice extract, Himalaya Shilajit, the Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt, and Akuamma 10X Extract Mitra Alternative.
We could go on and on, and we might still not cover all the products that you can get from this vendor. The beauty of the Happy Hippo website is that you can use the search function to filter through all the products and get the one you are looking for.
To the disappointment of a lot of people, Happy Hippo prices are a bit high. With such prices, you’d expect the quality to be top-notch, yet they’re just slightly better than that of other vendors. It’s, therefore, not convincing enough to spend a lot of money on a small quantity of Kratom when you can use the same amount of cash to get more Kratom without compromising on quality.
But, if you have no problem dishing out an extra few dollars, then you can go ahead and place your orders here.
Happy Hippo provides different modes of payments, and they also accept different currencies. You can pay using a mobile check, e-check or cryptocurrency. The company also receives payments in US dollars, Euro and pound sterling.
They also have the option of making “off-site credit card” payments.
The mode of payment you select could also make you eligible for some of the Happy Hippo discounts. For instance, all payments are done through cryptocurrency (bitcoin in specific) can attract a discount of up to 20% with no limits. Meanwhile, mobile check (of over $200) and e-check payments could qualify for discounts of 20% and 10% respectively.
Happy Hippo performs very well when it comes to shipping orders. All orders made before 5pm EST on weekdays will be shipped within the same day! This is a lot better compared to some of the other vendors whose cut-off time is 2pm EST.
Most of their orders are usually delivered between 2-3 days. Personally, I’ve never waited for longer than 3 days to get my orders. However, I came across some reports where users had to wait up to 5 days to get their products.
For any queries, you can contact Happy Hippo through their email. Happy Hippo insists on being a small company, and hence they claim that they can only respond to brief queries and it can take up to 48 hours to get a response for your email.
The company is, therefore, not the best option if you need to speak to a salesperson or professional who can help you in picking a product. Actually, the website does not provide any telephone number through which you can reach them.
All in all, Happy Hippo Kratom is a decent vendor. Their Kratom products are of decent quality, and their extensive product lists make it easy to get all your Kratoms in one place. However, the prices seem to be a bit high, and this may be an issue if you want to buy the products in bulk since you’ll end up spending a lot of money for limited products yet other vendors can give you more Kratom for the same amount of cash.